Because you had to ask.
A: Not really. But we're working on it.
A: Sorry, buddy. That's not how quantum mechanics works. But we can offer you some simulated flavor in the form of this website's obnoxious color scheme.
A: You'd think so, wouldn't you?
A: Sorry, pal. We're not exactly experts in quantum computing. But we can offer you some unsolicited advice: just remember, in quantum computing, the only constant is the uncertainty. (Don't quote us on that.)
A: We're trying out a new font called "BebasNeue". It's like Comic Sans, but worse.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. But hey, at least our website will be a good laugh while you're stuck in the lab.
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