Quantum Sock Puppetry

Quantum Sock Puppet Theory

Our patented Quantum Sock Puppet Theory (QSPT) harnesses the fundamental forces of quantum mechanics to create an army of miniature sock puppets, each with their own distinct personality and agenda.

                
                // QSPT: Quantum Sock Puppet Theory
// Import the necessary libraries and frameworks
import qsptheory from 'qsptheory';
import superposition from 'superposition';
import entanglement from 'entanglement';

// Initialize the quantum sock puppet simulator
const qsps = new QSPSimulator();

// Run the simulation
qsps.runSimulation();

// Get the sock puppets' personalities
const personalities = qsps.getPersonalityArray();
                
            

Using our proprietary algorithmic magic, these puppets can be trained to do your bidding, or at least, your bidding's bidding, which is a different thing.

• Puppet Profiles - Get to know your new quantum sock puppets!
• Puppet Training - Teach them to do your bidding, or at least, their own bidding.
• Puppet Hacking - For when you want to take your puppets' personalities to the next level... or the next dimension.