Warning: This treatment is not for the faint of heart.
chartInstance="rejuvenation_treatment">Re-Entropic Massage: A 30-minute session of vigorous scrubbing, poking, and prodding to dislodge the accumulated entropy in your soul.
chartInstance="rejuvenation_session">Schedule a session with our expertly trained, heavily caffeinated therapists.
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