Welcome to Superposition Spa: Where the Uncertainty Principle meets Relaxation

Where else can you simultaneously be at peace and utterly unsure of your existence?

Our expert staff of quantum physicists will guide you through a series of relaxing exercises designed to confuse your senses and leave you feeling... well, not quite certain about anything.

Choose from our menu of services:

• Many Worlds Interpretations Massage - where the boundaries of reality are massaged away
• Quantum Entanglement Yoga - where your limbs are connected in ways you never thought possible
• Wavefunction Water Aerobics - where the uncertainty principle is your best friend

Don't forget to try our signature Quantum Uncertainty Tea, carefully crafted to make you wonder about everything.