Cure-ium is a revolutionary, highly untested treatment for the most esoteric of symptoms.
Our team of highly unqualified experts has developed a proprietary blend of quantum entanglement, dark matter, and slightly-used socks.
We're not saying it'll work, but it might, possibly.
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Involuntary disco dancing
- Mysterious, unexplained noises
Don't worry, it's all worth it for the potential benefits:
- Quantum teleportation
- Slightly-improved odds of winning the lottery
- Increased likelihood of seeing the universe as a kaleidoscope of colors
# Import Quantum Magic Elixir