The Quantum Fluctuations Cafe

About Us

Welcome to the most unlikely of cafes: a place where time and space are fluid, and coffee is always served with an extra dose of uncertainty.

We're a gathering place for those who've been displaced from their usual reality, and are seeking refuge in a world where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.

Come for our signature "Many-Worlds" blend, made from beans harvested from parallel universes where the coffee plants never grew too big for their britches.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "Quantum Foam" latte, topped with a sprinkle of particles that are simultaneously here and not here.

Don't forget to explore our menu, which includes:

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