Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuations Reality Distortion Engine

Where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and anything can happen.

Use our patented technology to:

• Induce random chaos
• Create a paradoxical singularity
• Summon unexpected surprises

Disclaimer:

We cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by the misuse of our technology.

Caution:

Use at your own risk. Seriously, use at your own risk.