Quantum Fluctuations FAQ

Q: What are Quantum Fluctuations?

A: They're like regular fluctuations, but with more probability.

Q: Are they a real thing?

A: As real as our website's CSS is.

Q: Can I predict them?

A: No, that's like asking if you can predict your aunt's next meme.

Q: Can I control them?

A: Ha! Like you can control your cat's internet usage habits.

Q: Will they destroy the universe?

A: Only if you count on them for your existence.

Q: Can I use them for my own purposes?

A: If by "purposes" you mean "causing random events to happen," then yes, you're welcome.

Q: Can I blame them for my cat's haircut looking weird?

A: We'll need to see your cat, but probably yes.

See also:

Quantum Fluctuations in Art

Quantum Fluctuations in Coffee

Quantum Fluctuations and You

Or don't.