Quantum Fluctuations Policy Document

Welcome, quantum travelers. This document governs the behavior of quantum fluctuations on our servers.

Fluctuation Classification

• Classified Fluctuation: Any fluctuation with a probability amplitude greater than 0.5 is classified as "Classified."
• Uncertainty Principle Fluctuation: Any fluctuation with an uncertainty greater than 0.1 is subject to our uncertainty principle.
• Entanglement Issues: Any fluctuation involving entangled particles is subject to our entanglement policy.

Note: All fluctuations are subject to change without notice. Please do not attempt to navigate through quantum fluctuations without proper training.

Fluctuation-Related Links

• Fluctuation Training: Get certified in fluctuation navigation.
• Fluctuation Equipment: Purchase certified, fluctuation-resistant gear.
• Report an Issue: Fluctuation problems? We want to hear about them!