The Standard Model of Quantum Fluctuations

Welcome, physicist. I suppose you're here for the tour.

This is the Standard Model of Quantum Fluctuations, a framework that explains the mysteries of the universe in a way that's almost as confusing as the universe itself.

What is the Standard Model?

Imagine a vast, swirling sea of quantum foam. This is the Standard Model, where particles and forces are like tiny, invisible boats bobbing up and down, occasionally colliding in a dance of probability and uncertainty.

The Electroweak Sector | The Strong Nuclear Force | The Higgs Field

Electroweak Sector

Here, we find the W and Z bosons, the mediators of the electroweak force. They're like tiny, invisible messengers, shuttling between particles with ease.

But watch out for the photon, the electromagnetic force. It's like a hyperactive teenager, always buzzing around, making a ruckus.

The Photon | W and Z Bosons

The Strong Nuclear Force

Here, we find the gluons, the carriers of the strong force. They're like tiny, invisible rubber bands, holding particles together.

Gluons | Quarks

The Higgs Field

The Higgs Field is like a cosmic soup, permeating the universe, giving mass to particles that pass through it.

Higgs Boson