Quantum Fluctuation Terms of Service

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of and will comply with the following terms of service:

• You are aware that the universe is inherently probabilistic and subject to frequent, unpredictable fluctuations.
• You will not attempt to use this website as a means of predicting the behavior of particles smaller than a certain size.
• You will not attempt to use this website as a means of predicting the behavior of particles larger than a certain size, either.
• By using this website, you agree that any information obtained from it is for entertainment purposes only.
• You will not attempt to use this website as a means of communicating with sentient beings from other dimensions.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, and will notify you of these changes via a quantum fluctuation in the fabric of space-time.

By continuing to use this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of and will comply with these revised terms.