Welcome to the Paradox Engineering department of Quantum Folding Methods, where the laws of physics are bent to create the most mind-bending, reality-warping folding solutions known to man!
We're not just folding paper, we're folding space-time itself.
Our team of expert paradox engineers have spent years studying the Buridan paradox, the grandfather clause, and other esoteric principles of quantum mechanics.
We're not just folding paper, we're folding the fabric of reality.
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Our team is led by the renowned Dr. Emily Buridan, expert in paradoxical folding and quantum mechanics.
We're a small but dedicated team of folding engineers, ready to tackle any paradox that comes our way.
We believe that the art of folding is not just about creating neat and tidy rectangles, but about bending the very fabric of reality itself.
Our motto? "Folding the impossible, one sheet at a time."