Quantum Coffee: Where the Causality Fizzles Out

Welcome to our quantum coffee shop, where the laws of physics are more like guidelines

Our coffee is brewed from the finest particles, carefully selected from the event horizon of a nearby star

But be warned, our quantum fluctuations may cause your drink to change flavor mid-sip

Try our special:

Matter-Antimatter Latté (comes with a side of existential dread)
Schroedinger's Espresso (guaranteed to be both here and not here at the same time)
Many Worlds Cappuccino (a taste sensation that will make you question your reality)

Visit our shop for more quantum coffee options, carefully crafted to defy your expectations

About our shop: where the laws of physics are just suggestions