Idea #1: The Bouncy Pillow Paradox
It's a paradox, really. You see, the bouncy pillow is both soft and hard at the same time. It's a conundrum, a mind-bender, a reality-warp.
But fear not, traveler. For in the Quantum Inflatable Reality CheetaH, we have cracked the code. Our bouncy pillows are so bouncy, they're not just bouncy, they're... well, you'll just have to experience it for yourself.