Welcome to the Ontology of Unreliable Narratives

Where the fabric of reality is constantly shifting, and the truth is as slippery as a fish on a wet floor

Here, you'll find the definitive guide to navigating the ever-changing landscape of Quantum Inflatable Reality.

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