Paradoxical Pizza Parlor - Menu

Our Specialty Pizzas:

Causality Crisis - Toppings of infinite regression, served with a side of existential dread. ($19.99)
Quantum Flux - Toppings of changing flavors, guaranteed to make you question reality. ($20.99)
Time Traveler's Delight - Toppings of temporal paradoxes, served with a side of regret. ($21.99)

Our pizzas are crafted with the finest, locally-sourced, quantum-entangled ingredients. Come for the food, stay for the existential crisis.