Our Mission:
We've had enough of boring, one-dimensional toilets. Introducing the Quantum Inflatable Reality CheetaH - a toilet that defies the laws of physics and logic to bring you the most transcendent, reality-bending bathroom experience known to humanity.
Our team of expert toilet scientists have cracked the code to creating toilets that not only exist in multiple dimensions but also change color, shape, and size at the press of a button. Because who needs stability and consistency, anyway?
We're not just building toilets, we're building realities.
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