This is the hub of our research and development department for Transdimensional Toilet Technology. Here, our team of expert engineers and toilet connoisseurs work tirelessly to create the most advanced, the most fantastical, and the most prophets-of-a-biblical toilets the world has ever seen.
Our toilets are capable of inflating into parallel universes, defying the laws of physics and sanity. They can also communicate with the user through a complex system of mirrors and interpretive dance.
This is the most advanced of our toilet line, capable of creating a miniature black hole that sucks the user into a world of infinite possibilities.
Learn MoreThis toilet is perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of floating above the toilet bowl while still experiencing the full effects of its powerful jets.
Learn MoreThis toilet generates its own miniature universe, filled with infinite possibilities and existential dread.
Learn MoreOr, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our Quantum Inflatable Reality CheataH Experiment page, where you can try out our experimental toilets and experience the thrillประก
Or, if you're just feeling really bored, you can try our Quantum Inflatable Reality CheataH Museum page, where you can learn about the history of our toilet technology through a series of poorly-made exhibits and confusing dioramas.