Welcome, traveler, to the Paradoxical Ports of Call, where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the fabric of space-time is as flexible as a well-placed trombone.
As you navigate the Infinite Loop of Inflatable Reality, be sure to pack your bags, bring your sense of humor, and leave your brain at the door. Or, you know, don't. We won't judge.
We're glad you're here, even if you're not sure why. That's what the Inflatable Reality Chee-Tah is all about.
Check out our other destinations:
Space-Time Slackers for the most relaxing time you'll ever have in a non-existence.
Infinite Loops of Logic for the most dizzying, mind-bending experience.
And, of course, Quantum Fluctuations in the Cafe, where the coffee is always brewing, but the laws of physics are just suggestions.