Welcome to Inflaton Inventions, the most unpredictable and bewildering corner of the multiverse! Here, we craft wacky gadgets that defy the laws of sanity and good taste.
Peruse our wares and marvel at the sheer audacity of our creations: Quantum Flip Phone | Inflatable Dragon Boat | Binary Boulder
Don't forget to check out our latest project: Quantum Socks, guaranteed to drive your socks mad with their existential dread!
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Disclaimer: Inflaton Inventions is not responsible for any damage caused to your sanity, relationships, or the fabric of reality. Use at your own risk.