Quantum Inflation Theory

Where every particle is a tiny, exploding universe.

We're not just talking about inflation as in "oh no, my jeans are too tight." No, we're talking about real inflation. The kind that happens at the subatomic level, where particles are constantly expanding and imploding in a vortex of chaos.

According to our esteemed theoretical physicist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, "Quantum inflation is like a cosmic game of cosmic billiards. You can't see the balls, but you can feel the collisions."

Learn more about the theories behind quantum inflation and how it might just be the answer to all your questions about reality.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our experiments page to see the latest in quantum inflation research. (Disclaimer: do not try this at home)

Explanations

Quantum inflation is a bit like trying to explain a joke to a cat. It's just not going to click with you, but trust us, it's fun and interesting.

We'll try to break it down for you, but be warned: it's complicated.

  1. De Coherence: The Quantum Inflation Conundrum
  2. Many-Worlds Interpretation: The Quantum Inflation Multiverse

Experiments

Because who needs actual science when you have guesswork?

Our researchers are working hard to prove or disprove quantum inflation, but so far, we've had mixed results.

  1. Quantum Fluffernutter Experiment
  2. Inflation in a Bottle