Quantum Wizardly Schedule

For optimal time-space continuum management

Time Warrior Training Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 3:00 am - 4:00 am, learn to wield the power of chronon manipulation Chaos Surfing Sessions Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm, surf the waves of probability and randomness Paradoxical Dinner Nights Sunday, 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm, dine with beings from parallel universes and resolve temporal contradictions

Remember to always wear your best quantum attire to these events.