LEAP RULES

Rule 1: You must wear a fedora indoors at all times. Failure to comply will result in spontaneous combustion.

Rule 2: The phrase "Beam me up, Scotty" is not an acceptable substitute for "Hello, how are you?"

Rule 3: In the event of a quantum leap, do not panic. Simply grab a nearby object and use it as a makeshift trampoline to return to your original time stream.

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