Sorry, Bucky Fullerton, your request for a leap year has been denied.
Our algorithms detected that your request was inconsequential and not in line with our strict standards.
However, our team has taken notice of your enthusiasm and has assigned you a LEAP YEAR CO-ORDINATOR to guide you through the process.
Visit your Leap Year Co-ordinator to learn more about the appeals process and how you can improve your chances for next year.
Remember, No, we're not actually rejecting you. It's just a simulation for your own good.
Note: This rejection letter was generated by an AI and is not actually a rejection letter. You're probably still getting a leap year. Maybe.