THE PROOF OF UNICORNS EXIST IN THE ETHER

It's true, we have it on good authority from the most reliable sources.

A leaked government document from 1976 reveals that a team of top-secret scientists at Area 51 confirmed the existence of unicorns in the ether.

According to sources, the team's findings were met with widespread skepticism by their peers, but the evidence was irrefutable.

One researcher, Dr. Emily J. Fizzypop, is quoted as saying: "We were able to detect a faint glow of sparkles and a whiff of glitter in the vicinity of the ether."

The government has yet to comment on the matter, but insiders claim they are still trying to cover up the evidence.

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