This device measures the amount of quantum fluffiness present in a given area. It's a real thing, we swear!
Quantum fluffiness is a mystical property of the universe that defies explanation. We're not really sure what it is, but we're pretty sure it's a thing.
Our patented (totally-not-patented) technology uses a combination of quantum entanglement, particle physics, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to detect and measure quantum fluffiness.
You are currently experiencing 42 units of quantum fluffiness.