Quantum Leap Safety Rules

1. Never, ever, ever try to leap through a wormhole with a cold. You will only end up in a universe with a bad cold.

2. Always wear your quantum-proof vest to avoid unnecessary radiation exposure.

3. Never use a leap of faith as a means of propulsion. It's just not worth it.

4. Don't try to leap through a black hole during rush hour unless you're feeling masochistic.