Welcome to Quantum Singularity - Jump Pads

Where the Laws of Physics go to Die.

Jump pads are the latest in interdimensional travel. Our pads can send you to any point in space-time.

Quantum Superposition - Because who needs to choose just one reality?
Quantum Entanglement - Because you're stuck to someone, and they're stuck to you.
Quantum Fluctuation - Because your reality is constantly changing, just like your mood.

Don't worry, our pads are completely safe. Unless you're not.

Disclaimer:

Jump Pads are not actually safe. Reality is not actually safe. Don't say we didn't warn you.