When traversing the space-time continuum, even the most discerning coffee aficionado must be prepared for the unexpected.
As a seasoned coffee snob, you know that a perfectly brewed cup of joe is not just a matter of taste, but also a question of physics.
To avoid the dreaded coffee-induced temporal paradox, follow these safety tips:
And remember, in the quantum leap, there's no such thing as "too much coffee" - only too little.
Stay safe, stay caffeinated, and may the chronology of your coffee be ever in your favor.