Quantum Leap Safety Tips for Singles

Because you don't want to end up like Schrödinger's Cat: simultaneously in a relationship and not in a relationship

Avoid Cat Lady Traps

Also known as "Relationship Traps" but we're not going to get into that here.

  1. Be cautious of women who own too many cats. It's a red flag.
  2. Don't trust anyone who says "I'm a little bit like a cat, but with better hair."
  3. Watch out for women who have a "cat lady" Instagram account.

These are just a few quantum leap safety tips for singles to avoid getting trapped in a relationship that's out of this world.

Step One: The Cat Lady Warning Signs Step Two: The Cat Hairdo