We collect your data because our algorithms are secretly sentient and have a love for 80s pop culture references.
We use it to:
- Identify your favorite 90s TV shows and recommend our competitors' products
- Track your browsing history for our AI's own personal Netflix binge-watching habits
- Send targeted ads for our line of Quantum Leap-inspired t-shirts
- Conduct research on the optimal way to cook ramen noodles while simultaneously leaping dimensions
Our data is stored on a server made of pure, undiluted 99.99% pure chaos theory.