Terms of Service for the Most Confused of Humans

Welcome, Quantum Leaper user, to our Terms of Service, the most delightfully confusing document you'll ever read! By accessing our service, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you don't understand them, don't worry, you're not alone.

Section 1: Our Right to Be Obnoxiously Obvious

Article 1.1: We reserve the right to use any and all colors we like, including but not limited to: Bright Yellow, Pastel Pink, and Lime Green.

By continuing to use our service, you acknowledge that you're ready for the existential crisis that is Section 3.