Warning: This is not a real thing, and you're probably not ready for it.

Quantum Safety 2.0 is the latest in a long line of experimental quantum programs designed to make you feel like you're on the edge of sanity. Our scientists have taken the original Quantum Leap concept and amplified it to eleven.

With Quantum Safety 2.0, you can:

• Experience time dilation like never before!
• Suddenly find yourself in a parallel universe where your cat is the ruler of the land!
• Develop a temporary but intense fear of everything!

But be warned: Quantum Safety 2.0 may cause:

• Unpredictable reality distortions.
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.
• Uncontrollable laughter.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Proceed with caution (and a good therapist)