Mecha-Bot Factory Tour

Home of the World's Most Unreliable Robots

Welcome, puny human! You've arrived at the Mecha-Bot Factory, where the art of quantum mechanics meets the art of making really loud noises and randomly shooting laser beams!

We've got all sorts of robots in various states of assembly, from the production line to the storage unit.

Our Latest Model: Mecha-Bot 9000!

This behemoth of a bot is equipped with a 3000-watt plasma cannon and a built-in espresso machine. Because, priorities.

View the Mecha-Bot 9000 spec sheet for more info.

Our Not-So-Latest Model: Mecha-Bot 3000

This clunky old bot still packs a punch, but mostly just makes weird whirring noises and occasionally gets stuck in the docking bay.

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Or, you know, don't.

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