Parallel Universe Bureaucracy
Every time a decision is made, the universe branches into a new reality.
A team of highly trained and highly caffeinated clerks sorts through the paperwork, ensuring that every reality stays on course.
But beware, for in one reality, the clerk in charge has gone rogue and is now demanding an infinite supply of cat videos.
Do not attempt to navigate this reality, lest you fall victim to an eternity of form 27-Bs.
Instead, try: