Superposition Stir Fry

When in a superposition state, even the act of cooking can be a probabilistic mess. This recipe is designed for the adventurous, those who dare to stir in multiple directions at once.

Ingredients:

• 1 tablespoon of entangled olive oil
• 1 teaspoon of de Broglie garlic powder
• 1 cup of mixed quantum particles
• 1 cup of non-entangled broccoli
• 1 tablespoon of Heisenberg's salt

Instructions:

1. Prepare your pan to be in multiple positions at once. (Note: This may cause a slight tear in the fabric of spacetime)
2. Add entangled olive oil to the pan, then simultaneously add non-entangled broccoli. The exact order of events is irrelevant, but the outcome is certain.
3. Stir counterclockwise, then clockwise, then randomly. The key to this recipe is to create a superposition of stir patterns.
4. Add de Broglie garlic powder to the pan, then simultaneously subtract it, then re-add it. Repeat this process until you're satisfied.
5. Season with Heisenberg's salt. The uncertainty principle dictates that the exact amount of salt is impossible to measure, so just use your intuition.
6. Serve immediately, or not. The act of observation may collapse the superposition, ruining the dish.

For more quantum cooking adventures, visit the Quantum Fluff CookBook