Quantum Meltdown Theory

According to renowned physicist and mad scientist, Dr. Balthazar McSnazz, the Quantum Meltdown Theory states that at any given moment, there is a 99.9% chance that the universe will spontaneously combust and all matter will revert back to a state of pure chaos.

Causes of the Meltdown:

Dr. McSnazz attributes the impending doom to the following factors:

• The increasing availability of artisanal, small-batch, locally sourced cat food.
• The over-reliance on quantum computing for cat videos.
• The alarming rise in cat cafe attendance.
• The mysterious, unexplained phenomenon of catnip addiction.

What to do in case of a Meltdown:

In the event of a quantum meltdown, please follow these steps:

1. Run away as fast as you can.
2. Don't look back.
3. Repeat the phrase "It's just a phase" three times, while performing the Macarena.
4. Call Dr. McSnazz for guidance, but only if you can find him, which is highly unlikely.

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