MELTDOWN PHYSICS 101

Welcome, future physicists! Are you ready to learn about the most important laws of physics that govern our reality?

Here, we'll be covering the fundamentals of Meltdown Physics, where the laws of thermodynamics go delightfully wrong!

First Law: Energy is not Conserved

According to the First Law of Meltdown Physics, energy can be created, used, and destroyed at will. Just ask your aunt Mildred, she's got a great recipe for homemade entropy!

Example: When you eat a sandwich, the energy in the bread is transferred directly into the belly of the eater. No need for calories or anything like that.

Second Law: Heat is a Gas

Don't bother with that boring stuff about heat transfer or specific heats. In Meltdown Physics, heat is simply a gas, and it's everywhere! Just ask the kitchen appliances, they're always complaining about it.

Example: The heat from your toaster oven is not just a heat transfer, it's a gas that will fill the entire house, causing your pets to flee in terror.

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