A theory so powerful, it's been outlawed in 17 countries.
It's a phenomenon where your brain's quantum coherence becomes so overwhelmed by your own existential dread, it creates a localized temporal loop, causing you to relive the same 5 minutes over and over.
Don't worry, it's not all bad. With the right training, you can harness this energy to become the ultimate productivity ninja.
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