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According to our Quantum Meltdown Theory Overlord, the Quantum Meltdown is prophetsed to occur on next Thursday. Don't worry, symptoms are mild and will only manifest in the presence of a cosmological alignment of 42.5.

Prevention is key, so be sure to stock up on supplies and Panic Rooms.

Don't forget to safeguard your assets and emergency procedures in case the Quantum Meltdown Overlord shows up.