It seems our universe has suffered a catastrophic rift, causing nearby matter to spontaneously generate an endless stream of knock-knock jokes.
A nearby star system is currently experiencing a severe case of 'Quantum Indigestion'.
Click here to attempt to repair the tear in the space-time continuum.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to try and harness the power of the jokes to fuel a reality-bending experiment.
Or, if you're just here for the memes, click here for our 'Quantum Nonsense' meme page.