Entanglement Issue 3: Quantum Nonsense

Known Issue: Spooky Action

Quantum particles are entangled, but our website is not. When trying to load this page, users reported experiencing a 30% chance of spontaneous combustion. Our team has determined this is not actually a bug, but rather a side effect of the particles' tendency to get a little too cozy with each other.

Workarounds:

• Try loading the page while standing on one leg, it helps.
• Make sure you're not wearing anything made of wool.
• Don't stare directly at the screen for more than 3 seconds, it's like gazing into the abyss.

Related Issues:

• Entanglement Issue 2: Quantum Fluctuations
• Entanglement Issue 4: Particle Puns

Known Issue: Unintended Reality Distortion

Users reported experiencing a 20% chance of reality distortion when loading this page. This is because our team accidentally left the fridge open in the break room, causing a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.

Workarounds:

• Close the fridge.
• Check if someone left the toast in the break room.
• Call our IT department, they're on it.