Quantum Tunnel Vision: Known Bug List
Quantum Tunnel Vision is a revolutionary new technology that lets you see through the noise and into the heart of reality. But, as with all great power, comes the possibility of great bug lists.
Known Bugs:
- Paradoxical Particles (
Quantum Tunnel Visionoccasionally creates particles that exist in multiple places at once, causing spontaneous combustion and existential dread) - Lost in Space (
Quantum Tunnel Visionsometimes forgets where the user's actual physical location is, requiring emergency navigation to a nearby Starbucks) - Uncertainty Principle (
Quantum Tunnel Visioncan no longer guarantee accurate predictions, instead offering 50/50 odds of correct outcomes)