Welcome to the Quantum Reality Warper, where the laws of physics are just suggestions.
Today's Reality Warper is set to:
Reality Warp Level: 7.5/10
Probability of Cats: 99.9%
Probability of Pajamas: 100%
Probability of Existential Crises: 50%
Hyperloop enabled. Please hold on to your sanity.
Reality Warper Level: Increase to 8 | Decrease to 9
Cats: More Cats | Fewer Cats