Here, the laws of physics are but a distant memory. We've replaced them with the laws of utter chaos and absurdity. Our research team has been working tirelessly to find new ways to confuse and bewilder the fabric of space-time.
Our latest experiment, "Quantum Soup," has resulted in a particle accelerator that's now serving as a makeshift soup kitchen. Join us for a bowl of Quantum Soup and taste the difference!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Quantum Entanglement Coaster for a thrill that'll leave you questioning the very nature of reality.