In the realm of Quantum Paws Dynamics, the fabric of space-time is manipulated by the whims of cats. Our feline friends have mastered the art of bending the laws of physics to their will, and now they're ready to take the universe by storm.
According to our top-secret research, a cat's ability to warp the timestream is directly linked to their purr-fectly synchronized whiskers. It's all about the angles, folks. The way those whiskers intersect and reflect the quantum flux, you see, creates a localized distortion that ripples through the cosmos.
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