Quantum Physicist's Toolbox

Where the laws of physics are bent, broken, and occasionally fixed.

Welcome, fellow physicist!

Here are some useful resources for you:

• Quantum Leap - Take a leap of faith into the unknown.
• Quantum Fluctuation - Shake things up a bit.
• Many Worlds - Because you can never have too many options.
• Quantum Entanglement - Connect with the universe in unexpected ways.
• Quantum Superposition - Be in two places at once, because why not?

// Quantum Physicist's Code
// by Quantum Physicist

// Function to calculate the probability of success
function calculateProbability() {
  // Do something completely random and unrelated to physics
  var result = Math.random() * 100;
  return result;
}

// Function to calculate the uncertainty principle
function calculateUncertainty() {
  // Do something completely unrelated to physics
  var result = Math.random() * 100;
  return result;
}

// Call both functions to see the results
console.log(calculateProbability());
console.log(calculateUncertainty());

And here's a little something for the mathematically inclined:

• Fermions in the Bathroom - A tale of spin and uncertainty.
• Schrödinger in the Bedroom - A story of superposition and love.