Erwin Schrödinger, the renowned quantum physicist, has gone rogue in the most unlikely of places: the bathroom. It appears he's trying to resolve the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle in the most intimate of settings.
As he contemplates the wave-particle duality, he's simultaneously pondering the duality of his own existence: toilet paper rolls or wet wipes?
A nearby sign reads:
C;Quantum Physicist's Bathroom: Where the probability of finding the perfect toilet paper roll is directly proportional to the square of the uncertainty principle D;