Quantum Poking Paradox Page

Welcome to the Quantum Poking Paradox Page, where the laws of reality are merely a suggestion.

We're currently experiencing a paradoxical overload due to excessive poking. Please, for the love of all things sane, do not attempt to understand the underlying mechanics.

Instead, simply enjoy the colorful mess we've created. Click here to see more poking-related content, including:

• Poking the fabric of space-time itself!
• Poking the very fabric of reality (results not guaranteed, but highly likely)

(Note: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to poke the quantum superposition. We're not kidding around.)