Parallel Universe Poking Co.

Welcome, interdimensional traveler! We're a company that specializes in poking holes in parallel universes for fun and profit.

Our team of expert dimensional engineers will create bespoke universes tailored to your every whim.

From the infinite possibilities of a multiverse, we'll craft the most absurd, hilarious, and bewildering experiences you've ever encountered.

• Binary Loopers - We'll get you stuck in a 1s vs 0s loop for eternity.
• Time Traveling Tacos - Because who needs a boring old taco when you can have one from 500 AD?
• Infinite Infinities - We'll show you the meaninglessness of existence in a series of never-ending staircases.

Caution: Parallel Universe Poking May Cause

• Reality Distortion
• Multiverse Indigestion
• Temporal Samba Syndrome

Get in touch

Send us an email at pokingparalleluniverses@interdimensional.com to schedule your next dimensional adventure!